I have a doctor appointment this afternoon at 1 and I have to fast for 6 hours prior. I've been eating breakfast and exercising a lot lately and guess what? I AM STARVING. Like, near death, chew my fingers off, starving. For real. Who had the bright idea to make an afternoon appointment? That was a terrible idea. I had breakfast at 7 this morning and am now incredibly hungry, 4 hours later. This is an incredible test of my willpower.
I am starting to think my job doesn't actually exist and I got my insurance license for naught. I have now been licensed and ready to go for over two weeks and still am sitting at home, bored out of my mind and craving human interaction like a rabid raccoon.
Zumba is really awesome. For anyone that wants/needs to exercise but hates it (that's me), try Zumba. It's so much fun and the time flies. Before you know it, an hour has passed and you feel ready to blow zombie brains against a wall with a baseball bat. Or your legs. It's pretty great.
Yoga is an ass kicker. Not only did I smash my face into the ground repeatedly, I found new muscles I didn't realize I had because they hurt so bad for two days. It's awesome, but it hurts.
Did you know Wheat Thins can talk? They can, I promise. They are talking to me right now, from the pantry. "You know you want to. Just one won't hurt. Eat me, c'mon! You know how good I taste with cottage cheese and tomatoes." Shut up, you assholes!
I thought about mailing valentines out this year and then procrastinated so hard. So I'm not sending them. All of you, imagine you get a cute valentine in the mail from me today. You're welcome! Isn't it cute? I knew you'd like it.
Have a good Wednesday. I'm going to lock myself in the bathroom until my appointment before I cave and eat something.