Dammit, I'm not wearing waterproof mascara. Remind me to not watch these things after I've done my make-up.

With tears streaming down my cheeks from laughing so hard, as I sit in my lonely house because Husband and Punk are in California (yah, let's not talk about that right now), I would like to share something with you.



O. M. G.

I haven't laughed that hard since, well, yesterday at lunch with the girls.